Quote #1
Character 1: Character 2’s got a sort of wonky cross and that’s trials and suffering and… uh… that there could be the sun and that’s happiness. So, um, you’re gonna suffer… but you’re going to be… happy about it.
Quote #2
Character 1: I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.
Quote #3
Character 1: WHOA! That was so cool! Hey dad, did you see that, did you see that, did you see that? Did you see what I did?!
Character 2: You so totally rocked, Character 1! So my give some fin (slap), noggin (clunck).
Character 1 and 2: Duuuuude…..
Quote #4
Character 1: Dear friends, fifty years ago I went to Juliet’s
house in Verona. I wrote her a letter and I asked her a question. And two
months ago, I received a reply.
Quote #5
Character 1: This is bad, this very, very bad, really bad! They just can’t get my nose right!
Quote #6
Character 1: I will literally rent a camper and we will
drive across America with my flashlight on your chest.
Quote #7:
Character 1: This is a waste of time! How could a ship land
out here?
Character 2: Well, I’m no expert, but it could be that the
hydrothermic properties of this region produce hurricane force ice storms that
cause the ocean to freeze and then melt and then refreeze resulting in a
semi-solid migrating land mass that would land a ship right around here.
Quote #8:
Character 2: I can’t do whatever I want, I’m an apprentice- I have no freedom!
Quote #9:
Quote #10:
Character 1: You all seem to be very anxious about something.
Character 2: It’s the chandelier. It fell down, almost killed us.
Quote #8:
Character 1: There are so many things you mustn’t do. You mustn’t walk to quickly, you mustn’t talk too loudly, you mustn’t be impatient… you’re so lucky to be a boy! You can do what ever you like!
Character 2: I can’t do whatever I want, I’m an apprentice- I have no freedom!
Quote #9:
Character 1: Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called “see who
can be quiet the longest.”
Character 2: Cool! My mom loves that game!
Quote #10:
Character 1: You all seem to be very anxious about something.
Character 2: It’s the chandelier. It fell down, almost killed us.
Quote #11:
Character 1: Character 2, you are honestly the most
wonderful person I have ever met. If I’m ever rude to you…
Character 2: I’ll know you’ve gone back to normal.
Quote #12:
Character 1: We have thirty seconds to disable the alarm.
Character 2: Go.
(they disable it)
Character 2: You did that in twenty-five seconds.
Character 1: That’s why I tell people to get a dog.
Quote #13:
Character 1: How did you know I would find you?
Character 2: You didn’t find me, you collapsed a building on
me.
Quote #14
Character 1: (serious) Excuse me, I have to defuse this
bomb!
Character 2: (thinks she’s kidding) Oh, totally. Love is a battlefield!
Have fun!
~Gabby